Shawn's The Family That Preys

2008 Movie #137 - The Family That Preys

Just like how I got to review two of those fucking “parody” movies this me, lucky me I got to watch two Tyler Perry movies as well. I’ll say the same thing now that I said when I reviewed whatever the fuck the other one was, Meet the Browns maybe? I don’t get it! I just don’t fucking understand why these movies get to keep coming out!

The movie does nothing better than your average daily soap opera. In fact I bet a lot of those do this even better. Nothing interesting happens in this movie. I was numbed the entire time, just struggling to figure out why I should give a shit about anything that was happening or anyone that it was happening to.

You know what, I don’t even have the energy. I’m so fucking happy that next year I don’t have to watch any more of these god damn things. It’s not that it’s offensively bad or anything, I just really don’t get it. It doesn’t seem like anything in the story needed to be told. It’s a movie that really has no reason to exist. That’s about all I have to say. At least someone gets slapped really fucking hard. So that’s something I guess.

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